I like to stop the microwave at 1 second left just to feel like a bomb-defuser.
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Is forcing sex on a prostitute a rape or shoplifting?
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You know it's a disastrous country when pizza gets to your house before the police.
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It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.
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Today I made my bones by shooting my first Turkey. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.
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Just read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you!
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