Bundy

Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.71 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.45 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Probably God, personally delivering a plague

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes