Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.14 from: 7 votes

For years I didn't think women had heads

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 6 votes

I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Remember our motto: We ain't got it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votes

Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes