Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.