Funny One Liners

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 6 votes

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.22 from: 9 votes

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.7 from: 10 votes

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votes

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes