One Liners

Funny One Liners

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.8 from: 5 votes

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.75 from: 4 votes