Funny One Liners

Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.

I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.

If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.