One Liners

Funny One Liners

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe

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Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them

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Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini

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Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away

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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said

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The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth

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