Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votesNever break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.13 from: 8 votesDarling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votesWhat is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 6 votesChange your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.29 from: 7 votesChildren seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.67 from: 6 votesThe difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth
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