Funny One Liners
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.73 from: 11 votesNever break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 12 votesDarling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.77 from: 13 votesWhat is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 9 votesChange your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.75 from: 8 votesChildren seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.71 from: 7 votesThe difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 8 votes