Funny One Liners

I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.27 from: 11 votes

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.1 from: 10 votes

You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third... but I touched second.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes

If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.38 from: 8 votes

Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.13 from: 8 votes