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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.27 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.18 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.43 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

You know medium, the sizes between small and you!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.4 from: 10 votes