Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.18 from: 17 votesAl Bundy
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 19 votesAl Bundy
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.45 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 20 votes