Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 27 votesAl Bundy
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.38 from: 56 votesAl Bundy
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.58 from: 19 votes