Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 6 votesPretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 15 votes"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.88 from: 26 votesThis is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.13 from: 8 votesI left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votesRemember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votes