Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 8 votes

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 24 votes

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.45 from: 47 votes

This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votes

Ahhh, Home Sweet Hell

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votes

I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes

Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 16 votes