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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.29 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

Women's Golf is not a sport

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.3 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes