Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.69 from: 16 votes

It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 15 votes

I'm jealous of anybody not married to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.44 from: 16 votes

I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votes

She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.58 from: 19 votes

Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votes

You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.79 from: 14 votes