Bundy

Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votes

Peggy Bundy

Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.44 from: 80 votes

Al Bundy

I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.88 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votes