Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.44 from: 39 votes

No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.49 from: 39 votes

This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.3 from: 43 votes

Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 12 votes

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.78 from: 9 votes

Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 20 votes

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 12 votes