The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?