The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.66 from: 50 votesNo we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.32 from: 57 votesThis woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.16 from: 70 votesWhy would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.55 from: 22 votesThreats don't frighten me. I'm married!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.79 from: 14 votesBed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 45 votesHey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 22 votes