Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.69 from: 13 votes

I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.8 from: 20 votes

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.29 from: 14 votes

Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 12 votes

A man's home is his coffin

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 15 votes

Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.79 from: 14 votes

I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.54 from: 13 votes