Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am
Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front