Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 6 votes

I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes

If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.64 from: 11 votes

I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes

Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.43 from: 7 votes